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David Bellamy

He say climate change is a myth/conspiracy and believes that he hasn't been allowed on the telly since he said this. He also thinks that the wind turbine on the…

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Chris 'Learjet' Martin

According to Alison Goldfrapp, Martin flies home between gigs. He goes home, writes songs then flies to the next gig. It's fair to assume he clocks up at least 100,000…

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Jeremy Clarkson

When this blubbery bore isn't droning about cars in that wanky voice of his, he's busy making a total fuckwit of himself with statements like, "if others want to save…

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Julie Burchill

Nice one, Julie... your incisive condemnation of *all* environmentalists as hypocrites, while at the same time admitting you have neither understanding nor knowledge of environmental issues, makes you a prime…

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(Sir) Alan Sugar

For perpetuating the mythic, archaic, outmoded, undesirable, testosterone-fuelled, alpha male business model and everything that it stands for. And maybe it is mostly a TV fiction that I'm buying into,…

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Simon Cowell

voted by auto-trader as the worst polluting motorist... and when his Bugatti Veyron, Ferrari F430 or Rolls-Royce Phantom aren't fast enough he jets around the country his x-factor branded helicopter.…

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Coleeen McLoughlin

For flying into the V festival by HELICOPTER at the weekend. How completely unnecessary. Trains and buses just aren't good enough for the queen of the wags. Anyway, hasn't she…

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John Travolta

You wouldn't think that someone who owns 5 jets and has a private runway in his garden would be the best person to lecture people about the environment - but…

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Mariah Carey

I take it she just has to be gone.